terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

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IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

laughparty:

if you ever feel unappreciated this Christmas i got my 17 year old brother the PS4 and he gave me a bag of pretzels


(Source: downworld-er)


shadowstiles:

alphavenger asked: derek hale or isaac lahey

drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and

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google knows what’s up

it’s funny because i am a 16 year old girl and i was talking about deleting clubpenguin because i didnt want anyone to know i still go on and i just realized that the majority of you reblogged it for a completely different reason

(Source: castielsteenwolf)

drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and

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google knows what’s up

it’s funny because i am a 16 year old girl and i was talking about deleting clubpenguin because i didnt want anyone to know i still go on and i just realized that the majority of you reblogged it for a completely different reason

(Source: castielsteenwolf)

thrillionaire:

just spooning my boyfriend

out of his container

it’s ice cream

snapchatting:

*sighs for 3 years straight*

(Source: snapchatting)

circletines:

U EVER THINK ABOUT BOYS IN SUITS AND HOW NICE IT MAKES THEIR SHOULDERS LOOK AND HOW THE SLEEVES MAKE THEIR HANDS LOOK ALL BIG AND HOW THE COLLAR MAKES THEIR JAWLINE LOOK SO SHARP AND HOW THE JACKET FITS THEM TIGHT AT THE WAIST B O Y S

(Source: stephenhawqueen)

Eyes.

Those damn eyes
fucked me
forever.


Charles Bukowski,  (via toostoked)

(Source: violentwavesofemotion)